Today's Darwin Awards go to:
1) The car driver — coming towards me — who indicated she was turning left at a four-way intersection but decided she was actually turning right. She almost knocked me off my bike as I sat stationary in the middle of the intersection preparing to turn right. I was waiting for her to make the left turning, but instead she drives directly towards me as if I don't even exist!!
2) The cyclist who undertook me, sidling up between a long row of traffic comprising one van, two cars and a red bus, all of whom were indicating that they would be turning left when the traffic light changed. "Watch it," I yelled at her, "you'll get squashed!" Sure enough she ignores me and puts herself in an incredibly dangerous position as the traffic light turns green and the vehicles proceed to cut into her space. Somehow she made it through the intersection unscathed but when I caught up to her I realised why she'd ignored my warning: she was wearing a friggin iPod!